tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-108069412011-07-07T19:49:11.927-07:00Calling it as I see it.Goldwing Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00084281982074141212noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10806941.post-63411177270862033482007-02-22T19:36:00.000-08:002007-02-23T19:52:27.205-08:00

I got a call from my nephew today that went something like this:Him: Uncle Tom - Janis Joplin died!Me: I know.Him: Oh, you saw it in the news?Me: Yeah, like, 35 years ago.Him: What?Me: She died, like, 35 years ago.Him: She?!Me: Geez, fuckhead, you didn't know Janis Joplin was a woman?!Him: Not Janis Joplin! You should have your hearing checked!Me: What?Him: Not Janis Joplin. You should have your

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We've all been hearing that when good friends Lovie Smith and Tony Dungee bring their teams onto the field this Sunday, history will be made as they are the first two African-American coaches to get to the Superbowl. I feel a duty to make sure the public knows that these guys are neither Boers nor Egyptians; they are also the first black men to coach teams to the Superbowl! That means that one of

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For a generation, Dave Kingman held acclaim as the eligible baseball player with the most home runs in his career who wasn't in the hall of fame. I predicted that Jose Canseco would replace Kingman when he became eligible. It looks like Mark McGwire may hold that distinction for a few years.McGwire, unlike Canseco, deserves to be in the HOF. He was one of the greatest home run hitters ever to

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If you don't know, you came to the right place! I'll try to explain this in terms an idiot can understand, and just hope you're as smart as an idiot.Andrea Yates was convicted of murder for killing her five children. She was given a trial in front of a jury, and the jury weighed the allowable evidence and made the decision that she intentionally, and with forethought and malice, drown the

Goldwing Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00084281982074141212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10806941.post-1151054900843193542006-06-23T01:08:00.000-07:002006-06-23T14:06:51.206-07:00

Just because I don't flaunt that I'm a superior human being doesn't mean I don't go through life knowing it. I've met a few people who are my intellectual equals, but, for the most part, I just have to pretend that other people may have a point. It makes them feel good to have a person of my caliber look at them and nod occasionally.There are times, though, when I just can't hold back, and I just

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Over the past several years, courts that operate under state constitutions that include clauses that prohibit discrimination based on gender have decided that marriage laws discriminate on the basis of gender. So-called conservatives (aka fundamentalist Christians and rednecks) are yelling that we need to rid the courts of 'activist judges' who make these ridiculous decisions, and replace them

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I'm a Seahawks fan. I have been since day one. I was a fan even when the team sucked. There may have been fans who wanted the Seahawks to win as much as I did, but no one wanted it more.Thirty years I waited for my team to get to the Superbowl, and, finally, they get there! Then the refs make some bad calls, and my team loses the game.Okay, I don't like it, but it's over. The Seahawks must, as

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I live near Seattle, and am a home team sports fan. With the exception of the '79 Sonics and the '04 Storm, it's always been about waiting for next year. That's just the way it is in sports. Each year somewhere between 16 and 300 teams start the season with the odds of winning the championship against them. One team just beats the odds.So, I'm cruising in my Tercel listening to sportsradio to

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Yes, the world famous author of Bad Cats, and webmaster of My Cat Hates You, Jim Edgar! In fact, I went drinking with Rags, Gonz, and him last evening!It's cool knowing a famous fucker like him. He tells us about being interviewed on WGN, and his next out-of-state trips for book signings, and shit like that. He thinks he's normal, but that's just because he's an unassuming fucker. He's kind of

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For twenty-one years Jane Milhans has had a vanity plate that reads 'John 3:16.' She calls it a message of love.Now some stupid atheist bitch has complained to the state for issuing the plate with a religious message. This fucking whore wrote, in part, 'I was offended that I have to prayed over by a license plate.'What's worse is the state is making Ms. Milhans go through a hearing as if the

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The thief picked the wrong car to steal. The owner and his roommate stopped his sorry ass, and now he's in the hospital in critical condition. Reading part of his rap sheet contained in the article, no one should even give a shit about him. The world will be better off if the fucker dies.But it may not be.The asshole who has the final say is the Pierce County Prosecutor, who happens to be the

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I'm a humble person, so I accept my greatness graciously. Still it amazes me how many dumbshits there are, and how you all fall for marketing slogans that are nothing more than morsels of bullshit spoonfed to you by people who don't really care about you.The social disaster I'm referring to is the upcoming bankruptcy reform. The worst part about it is that the rules do need to be reformed to

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Somehow, this dumbshit I know, got onto the topic of age old questions to which there isn't a correct answer. Perhaps if you're as big a dumbshit as he is, but, as a thinking person, these questions don't perplex me. Here are the answers so you don't have to be a dumbshit like most of the people I know.If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it make noise?No.For those

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Swerving, darting, weaving, slamming on the brakes, passing on the shoulder, tailgating, and blasting the horn - no matter what combination of these I try, I still can't seem to get through to you dumbshits! Just yesterday, I was dialing a number on my cell phone, and when I looked up, a bunch of you assholes had come to an almost complete stop. I had to hit the brakes so hard that I barely had

Goldwing Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00084281982074141212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10806941.post-1111537577486517242005-03-22T15:15:00.000-08:002005-03-24T00:58:46.903-08:00

If they hadn't followed the last game in the NCAA tournament one night with some of the crap that would normally be on earlier, this might not even make my blog. For some reason, though, the channel stayed on one of those celebrity news shows after the game, and I watched at it a bit.It seems that Britney Spears isn't so infatuated with her hubby at the moment. Who'd have guessed? I'm going to

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I'm reading today that the governor of Washington wants to increase taxes on cigarettes twenty cents a pack. This will, in her opinion, raise essential revenues to assure higher quality education and health care for children, and will motivate many of us demons who smoke to quit.Now I'm not a rocket scientist, but those seem to be opposing objectives. In other words, if she's successful at

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To consider the merits of this case, football fans need to turn a blind eye to the fact that Rick Neuheisel is a lying scumbag who leaves a wake of problems everywhere he launches, and look to find the answer only to whether the UW had the right to fire him without paying him. As a secondary part of his lawsuit against the UW, Neuheisel named the NCAA (that stands for Nazis Controlling Acadamean

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Laws are reactive by nature. Nobody can dream up something like you can't carry goldfish on a bus unless some assholes cause problems carrying goldfish on buses, and there are enough people with wet feet to elect someone who pledges to do something about the problem. Unfortunately, once that problem is solved, the guy who got elected has to pledge to fix other problems, or his worthlessness will

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It seems one way to unite people of both parties against a common enemy is for a church to propose a tent city. It may be just the way the media reports it, but it seems like there are ten people speaking against them for every one who speaks up for them.It shows how screwed up both the democrats and republicans are when it comes to facing that which they support.If you buy into the stereotyping,

Goldwing Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00084281982074141212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10806941.post-1109499912814872772005-02-27T02:42:00.000-08:002005-02-27T20:28:50.956-08:00

Remember when your teacher told you there was no such thing as a stupid question? That was bullshit.Maris's record for home runs in a season stood with an asterisk for years. Why? Because he hit 61 home runs in a 162 game season, and Babe Ruth hit 60 in only 154 games. So who hit the most home runs in a season?If you even started to calculate, you're a dumbshit! One only needs the ability to

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